In my quarters today, I found a peculiar heart-shaped box with a note. The message read, "Bret'hen, I think you are very beautiful, and I would like to hang out with you sometime. Would you take the time to get to know me?" It was signed by ensign Tobias. I would like ensign Tobias to know that I consider anything other than a business relationship between crew members to be impractical, and furthermore illogical. Nor should anyone try to gain my goodwill by leaving a box of the highly poisonous and intoxicating "chocolate" compound in my personal quarters.
Your Science Officer,
Bret'hen
Wait...who's Tobias?
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-Xander
I dunno, just some random ensign. Engine bolts don't tighten themselves, so we have losers who do whatever we say.
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