Engine Fixed

the item lodged in the engine, respectfully and  ironically, was a pizza cutter. I still trying to figure out how it got there. but for now, the ships engines are back up to stuff, and progress is being made. And thanks to Bret'hen's suggestion, of the dilithium crystals, the engines are running much more smoothly

sincerly,
Ulrich Ryu
Engineer

For Ulrich's Humiliation

You should try putting in some new dilithium crystals; they need replacing once a month.  We have a large supply in the cargo bay.  I should really work on that robotic helper for you, shouldn't I?

-Bret'hen





How in the galaxy did you make it through the academy?

Concerning the Thermostat

May I please ask that all thermostats on the ship be kept at a comfortable 96 degrees farenheit?  I understand that not all of us come from desert planets, in fact, most of us do not, but I think that we would all  be more comfortable and be able to function better as a whole if the temperature of the ship is raised.  Thank you for your consideration, this has been an announcment form your science officer.
-Bret'hen

Engine Malfunction

Due to a... yet to be named item, the engines have momentary shut down, and no progress will be made til further notice. Thank You

~Ulrich Ryu, Engineer

Labor Day

So, According to our ship's calendar, today is labor day. there's two problems: one, we're in space, so does labor day even apply to us? second, its a holiday, so you're not supposed to do...well, anything. the problem is, that we don't really do anything anyway. Officer Bret'hen suggested that we fill the gravity pool with instant jello and make interesting noises with our toes in it, and I was like What?! our science officer is a strange one-almost as strange as me. happy labor day to all the earthlings out there.

-Xander Yale

Help, We're lost.

how long have we been lost in space? you'd think that the on-ship universal positioning system would help, but SOMEONE had o break it. I hope we find a planet soon; I'm getting SO TIRED of space food!!!

-Xander Yale

Vodka

Cat Pavla the Nurse announcement: All sharp objects that were reported missing on September 4th, 2011 are to be returned back to the office ASAP! 
The reason being I have a new victim...
Picture time, say VODKA!!!